October 14, 2006

I hereby claim this pun...

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While waiting in line at Subway (cheese and veggie sub on Italian herb and cheese bread, no lettuce but plenty of green pepper and pickles, ...
July 18, 2006

Yarmouth Bound

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So tomorrow I return to la Nouvelle Ecosse. Nova Scotia. I'll be gone for two weeks. Normally, a two-week vacation would mean no updates...
March 29, 2006

Morrissey punishes his Canadian fans

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In protest of Canada's seal hunt, Morrissey has elected to not tour in Canada and is calling for a boycott of Canadian products. And whi...

How to look like a lunatic in public...

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...in one easy step. Have been loaned a Creative Zen digital player (30 GB) -- for review purposes -- that can play video. Naturally, have d...
March 28, 2006

Weighing in on Big Love...

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I'm proctrastinating only the littlest, tiniest bit. The gothic-style porn book cover blurb I'm working on (it truly sounds more fun...

Now THAT'S dedication to the holidays...

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Leaving my friend's house earlier this evening, we paused in her doorway chatting. "Look, across the street," she said with a ...
March 27, 2006

Even the cosmos are plotting against me

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The heavens (via astrology) are trying to instill me with a forgiving, benevolent heart. " After doing your best to hold a grudge -- so...
March 26, 2006

O, ye signs of spring

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A damp, drizzly evening -- perfect for a walk. And I wasn't the only one with such inclinations. While raccoons running though the stree...
March 25, 2006

Ow. That was my eye.

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Oh, christ, I'm so exhausted right now. Common sense says, "Go to bed." But for some reason, the last 30 hours have just been ...
March 24, 2006

African Violets

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When I was younger, my grandparents -- who I loved visiting -- had a small pot of African Violets sitting in the middle of their kitchen tab...
March 23, 2006

Worse than death...?

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Am having a low-key day. My head feels like someone inflated it with too much air, and have been feeling kinda groggy and non-energetic for ...

Beards are in!

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Oh yes, they are. Start cultivating bushy facial hair, my male friends -- the beard is the new black. Although I don't think anyone coul...
March 22, 2006

The psychic lady said it...

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My favourite little coffee houe (the Tango Palace on Queen East) has a psychic come in once a week on Wednesdays. Last week, my friend and I...

Because you know I love the Moz...

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Dear fellow Morrissey fans, Ringleader Of The Tormentors is available to listen online . Hurrah! Though am mildly vexed that the player does...

Why do I find this so damn funny?

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OK -- it's hilarious, mortifying and terrifying all the same time. It looks like a comedy skit gone horribly wrong. But here's Celin...